would you rather get a blowjob from a shark or a handjob from a cactus
I’ll take anything at this point
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Okay, so I do not think F.R.I.E.N.D.S should come out with a movie. Not because I wouldn’t love to see more episodes, but it ended more perfect than any other show—no need to screw that up by adding another ending not as good as the original. They should do an interview though! That would be “perfection.”
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My mission in life, from now on, is to obtain a Beauty & The Beast tea set.
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You are…
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